This has zilch to do with baking

Toast

But you can all enjoy it while eating your bread. It's hilarious and just wanted to share. Enjoy...

Come to think of it, it does remind me of my baking. 

 

A slow start - I may not be well attuned to British stand up, but the act is pretty darn funny.  Reminds me of the play called Noises Off by Michael Frayn.