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Hi, not sure if these photo's will work.

I just made the best loaf of my life :) this time the thing which made it work so well, I think, was being more patient.

I went to the shops when it was proving, I had found a nice warm spot in the boiler cupboard for it to sit and I let it stay there for an hour or so, just ignored it really.

Then I kneaded it for about 8 minutes or so, making sure I put in as little flour as I could, so the dough remained lovely and soft and springy.

I let it sit back in the cupboard (covered by a damp tea towel) for about 2 hours, then it rose beautifully!

I pushed the copious amounts of air from it, and kneaded it a bit more with a small amount of olive oil on my hands - I slapped the air out of it as much as I felt was right, just a few slaps and bangs in the bowl, then when I was happy I'd made a good shaped dough, I put it in my non stick tray, which is covered in olive oil just in case it forgets what it is and sticks, then I put it in my big plastic storage box, with the tea towel over it again, and left it for 2 hours, again it was massive!!

I'd preheated the oven, not sure what temperature, just hot - nearly max, one or 2 off max, then I gently placed it in the oven and gently closed the door.

30 minutes later, it was beautifully cooked (me mam's new oven is great!) 

I brushed olive oil over the hissing and crackling crust, and covered with a damp tea towel to cool on a wire rack.

40 minutes later, my big, light loaf, was beautifully soft to the touch, and a springy soft delight to the taste buds.

Again - I've scored a point for the non measuring bakers amongst us.

Roughly half a bag of strong flour, roughly 3 cups of milk, roughly 2 egg cups of olive oil, one egg, half a packet of yeast, 3 tea spoons of brown sugar, a drizzle of honey and a dash of salt (say the size of a 20p at most).

I ain't dead yet :)

 

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Thank you thank you! hehehe


I just bought a nice new bread knife, all black Japanese blade, to cut my bread with, so my rubbish knife doesn't rip it up :)

Currently having a bit, toasted, with grated Parmigiano-Reggiano and Parma ham, with a drizzling of olive oil , and sprinkling of finely cracked pepper corns :D

It's honestly very nice :D

 

Looks fabulous and it is so much fun to see photo's.  Thanks for sharing your latest and "bestest" loaf with us.

Thanks Richard :)

Thanks very much - yes I'm back with a new mixing bowl courtesy of Chris and a new oven courtesy of my mam :D 

I'll have to make a video showing people what I do - but watch me mouth, so everyone can enjoy the film :/

Well, time to make another loaf because that one's been eaten, it doesn't last long, I mean stale wise, I think if you put some type of acid in the bread, it's meant to last longer? But I'm not sure at the moment.

My thoughts are to make a loaf which is so nice, it doesn't get left alone long enough to go stale :)

Beautiful loaf, you have to be proud.  When I read the recipe I went "Holy Smokes, 2 cups of oil"..reread the recipe and had a good laugh......Great pics.

Thanks RuthieG!

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Thanks very much :D I was over the moon :D 
Here if you think photo's are fun, and you DON'T MIND FOUL LANGUAGE!!!! 

Here is a video of the night I first saw it hahaha yes I'm this sad, it's absolutley true haha

PLEASE - anyone who has kids or doesn't like utterly disgusting language, please don't watch it because I use many profanities: but some of it's funny, at least how much I love making bread and my reaction to this one

actually this one went wonky half way through, the top was cracked because I think the kneading wasn't too good, and there was a very big air bubble half way down - which makes for a nice crust on some toast but it shouldn't be there - I don't think scoring would help it, I think I kneaded it badly (how did you know I kneaded you gladly hehe yesterday I was one of the lonely people now you lying next to me giving it to meeeeee hehehe I believe in miracles haha)

http://www.vimeo.com/24836584

AGAIN PLEASE DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE "F WORD" OR "B WORK" OR "S WORD" :/ 

Or if you want to avoid having any illusions of me being sane - shattered haha

 

Haha well I watched your video because you peaked my interest and I don't shock easily but I have to tell you, I didn't understand a word you said.  You speak so fast, and your accent along with some hearing loss made it just a jumble of words.  I did pick out of the mix the fact that you say "the dough must be soft".  Anyhooooooooooooos I didn't hear any of your bad words.......but it was nice to put a face with your post.

aahahaha thanks :D 

I never thought that people might not understand me - thank God you can't hehehe 

:)