I awoke from uneasy dreams this morning at six to mess up another rye.
Past midnight last night, tired but too spaced to sleep, I mixed a preferment -- 11g of rye sourdough to 300g of whole rye flour (an inoculation rate of 3.6%) and 240g of water. I also stirred up a malt scald -- 10g of rye malt to 50g of hot water.
The plan was to wake and mix those two together with 400g of all purpose flour and 7g of caraway seeds plus 225g of water to make a 44% rye bread at about 70% or 75% hydration. But I mistakenly used only 300g of flour. I wondered vaguely why the dough was super sticky and slack (I thought the problem was that I used AP flour and not bread flour) but, as usual, ignored the real issue.
This primordial ooze-slime-sludge dough resisted shaping. Finally, with the help of a little additional rye flour and a bunch more water to glaze the goo, I managed to roll it over itself from different directions a couple of times. It looked like a wacky Claes Oldenburg sculpture: a broken half-used tube of toothpaste spouting dried up streamers from every crack. Somehow I managed to meld this unruly mass onto a sheet of parchment paper. I smoothed the top with more water, then plopped it into a small oval dutch oven, preheated to 450F/232C. Twenty minutes lid on. Twenty minutes lid off. Ten minutes out of the DO till a bang on the bottom sounded tight and tubby. And so I present my latest screw-up: an inadvertent 50/50 rye/wheat bâtard made with a 1.6% rye scald and a hydration level of 85%.


Crispy crust. Sweet-potato-soft airy crumb. Nice sour flavor. A hint of malt lusciousness in the background. Just enough caraway to be noticed but not to dominate.
Rob
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That loaf came out surprisingly well, Rob. And the crumb, especially, not to mention what you wrote about the taste. Makes my think of trying some rye-heavy bread myself - I think I still have enough rye.
TomP
I have not done much with rye forward breads, but I just picked up a bunch of rye, so that is about to change. If I can screw it up anywhere close to what you have going I'll be happy. Nice work.
thx TomP & occidental. I've been on a hot streak lately, able to pull my rye failures back from the brink. Ryes are fun challenges -- tho, tbh, I wouldn't suggest pushing the hydration to 85%.🤣
Rob
I wouldn't have been able to salvage that, Rob. Takes a seasoned rye baker to handle that. And look at that crumb! Wild and full of character. But for now, less rye and more sleep?
But you were definitely tap dancing at the edge of the cliff. I'd have probably stumbled over the edge but you managed to sculpt an impressive loaf. Well played!
Paul
Lin & Paul -- high praise coming from you guys.
Careful: soon I'll get a swollen head & start thinking I 'know more than all the cockroaches of Guanabacoa.'
Rye really is magical: you mix some things together, wait a while, create a kind-of foul-looking grey lump that sticks to everything it contacts, wait a little while longer, put it in the oven, and out comes something that's good to eat.
Rob
But damn, that's a fine loaf! Which means you'll have to repeat it again and again this way.
And Rob, do you write humour? Your style reminds me a little of Dave Barry.
-Jon
thx, Jon!!!
The first halfway decent story I wrote, I thought was crushingly sad, but everyone in my writers group was laughing until they peed. These days I write things that I think are screamingly funny only to find that people read them with murderous frowns. The writing that keeps me in rye flour is Serious©️ & about Big Topics®️.
I always have to remind myself: everything we write about here is a story of mass murder: we are killing
millionsbillions of yeasties with every bake.It's time revise the old saw: the death of one is a tragedy; the death of millions is a statistic -- and a meal.
Rob
Transformed to nothing less than artisan caliber!
Kudos, young man!
looks downright fluffy! Beautiful crumb colour too, Rob.
mini
thx, Mini. I'm separated from an oven this week, but I'm gonna take another run at this 'screw up' soon.
Rob