What did the bread say to the toaster? “I loaf being warmed by you!”
Why did the bread crumb marry the butter? They were spread for each other!
What did the slice of bread say on Valentine’s Day? “My love for you is never half-baked!”
Why did the bread loaf marry the rolling pin? It was the perfect match!
Source: https://jokeknock.com/bread-puns/
Really some groaners.